A Review That Highlights the Good Point(s) of BFE (Score 1)

Before I get into the review I would like to begin with a small haiku I wrote for Battlefield earth:

Battlefield Eart
Psychlos going mad,
John Travolta and his dreads
Bang! Smash! Go humans!

Battlefield earth had two redeeming qualities. 1) It wasn't much of a platform for Scientology. Sure, it had some ideals of the religon but it was exactly "religious" movie. 2) At the very end, right after the blow up the planet and the humans celebrate did you notice those finely crafted closing credits? I mean, honestly, those were some of the best credits I have ever seen. The had directer, assistant director, even the fabled, second-assitant director. I mean you know it's quality when the have a second assistant director. Also, it was very nice the way the credits scrolled up at a pace that let you read all the names, but not too slow that it became boring. Many movies do that, they either show the credits too fast or too slow. But Battlefield Earth had a perfect speed. In all honesty those were some of the best credits I have ever seen in my moviegoing life. Thank you Battlefield Earth!