copious, entangled......
What exactly is on these scientists minds when they come up with their descriptions?

Do their mothers know?
:-)

NYC might have only received a few inches, but Nassau County got 12 - 18 inches and Suffolk County got over 20 inches (and still snowing)... And Connectiut and the rest of New England got even more. The forecast for Suffolk County was consistently in the 20 to 30 inch range, so they got that right. Having hundreds or thousands of people stuck in a blizzard on the Long Island Expressway would have been a disaster.

Oh, so Microsoft is working on some new Features for it's operating system!

:-0

Hey, don't call Steve Martin a Jerk!!!
;)

For some reason, I can't remember the movie, but......
In the movie, an actor puts on a special pair of glasses, and ends up going cross-eyed!!!

Can we try to avoid a headline similar to the following?

• Windows 10 users becoming cross-eyed by the millions!!!

No, one that offers butt recognition/comparison software.
This way, everyone can find the butt of their dreams!
:-)

Small tubes with a flatulence problem?

Or was he inside the shot?
:-)

hackme didn't make the list?

NSA Analyst: "See, I told you we should have said that we're tracking cell phones for traffic analysis!!!!"
NSA Boss: "Yeah, it sounds so much better, after the fact...."

Or lands on you...

Capt'n, I'm givin' ya all we got!!!!!

Why does my Karma get adversely affected if someone thinks my comment was moderated as overrated after 2 people moderated it as funny? I had several funny moderations on different comments, and then I get 1 overrated moderation and my Karma goes bad.

Or, is the slashdot moderation basing my Karma on ALL of my life-based decisions? @^@

Shouldn't that read:

Microsoft releases more windows bugs?

Google isn't writing code for Microsft, is it? :-)

Which leads to World War Z!!!!!

See, there IS an app for everything!!!!