What basis do you have for assuming that TSA agents don't have internet at home or smart phones? That seems like an absolutely bizarre assumption.

as a ward of the state. This is classified as idle, and it's easy to laugh at the absurdity of it. But seriously, the parent is facing child endangerment charges, as well as posession of a destructive device. That means likely serious jail time, and even more likely that the child will be taken into foster care, and almost certainly be treated very badly. Furthermore, he will grow up having had his life ruined by the law. Something relatively harmless becomes a series of good reasons to actually deploy destructive devices or turn to crime.

seems like the monty hall problem, we start off with four possibilities: girl-girl girl-boy boy-girl boy-boy then we are given that girl-girl is incorrect since one child is a boy this leaves: girl boy boy girl boy boy 2 of those solutions have a girl, so the odds of a girl child are 2/3

Why did I get modded troll? The parent said there was no word for an extreme left wing fascist, I suggested "pinko". Maybe you don't like the word but that is generally how it's used.

pinko?

I HATE people who fuck with my PORN

What's yiddish for troll?

There is debate in the literature about the brain thing, research by Whedon et al. suggests brains may not be particularly important in zombie dietary considerations.

Unfortunately, "they" will never listen, because "they" are the ones plotting the zombie apocalypse. The bilderberger, reptilian, illuminati, freemason, shadowpeople have clearly infiltrated every level of government. Obama has already been confirmed to be a reptilian: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xv4HDDe9q0 I hope it is obvious why he couldn't produce a convincing birth certificate: he is from zeta reticuli. Beware, nibiru approaches and the government will not help!

Plus he's a badass negotiator, you ever seen those priceline ads?

One could argue that his acting career led to his governorship of california, which led to his presidency.

It also ran quite a bit longer, they were working together 7 years, instead of being canceled after 2.

indeed, one might say lengths to which no man has gone before

do not post a threat
even a haiku riddle
may come back to you

The militia referred to is generally regarded to mean something along the lines of "every able bodied male citizen".