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Comment post mortem? (Score 1) 34

Did they look at why they did this in the first place and if any bad assumptions were made? Or did they just go back to the unreliable teat of AI? How did an entire product get developed when there was no demand for it? Amateurs. BTW, your retirement is being eaten up by a three year old with atomic bombs.. go figure.

Comment ftw? (Score 1) 1

"We all.."? I do NONE of those things. If I did, I might as well be trying to win an excel spreadsheet competition, or, no, wait, I seeeeeeeee what you are trying to do heeeer... That's like saying, "I shove chicken and rice in my mouth, why not up my ass?" A PoC python notebook is about as rigorous as last night's toenail clippings. Come on. Python? Get a life, lobesod. Which, to save you some time in case you are trying to look that up, is another way of saying, "Learn to effing program and leave your emojis on your effing fone." Cute programming will get you nowhere. Try actually programming.

Comment and in a decade (Score 1) 118

The teenage birthrate in Arkansas will triple. Babies will be given a "birth-steak" to cuddle with. Hep B will decimate the population. Front teeth will become (?) a thing of the past. Or, of the future. Sesame Street is replaced by “Sesame Exit,” where the only lesson is how to leave the state quietly before asking too many questions, but the puppets are immediately investigated for being "unelected felt officials".. Ken Burns releases a 36-hour documentary called Arkansas: Previously On PBS, consisting entirely of slow zooms on empty TV dinner trays while a fiddle weeps. And then is banned for even thinking about Arkansas. Without PBS Kids, Arkansas children are raised by the Weather Channel, developing advanced storm awareness and absolutely no concept of letters, believing the alphabet ends at Q. “Antiques Roadshow” is outlawed after too many residents learn that history has resale value. Arkansas replaces PBS with “DIYBS,” a channel devoted entirely to fixing problems that didn’t exist until PBS left. “Masterpiece Theatre” becomes “Masterpiece Trailer,” a gritty prestige drama about a couch that’s been on the porch since 1997. Go figure.

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