codeMunky - Slashdot User

Comment Re:On the other hand, who cares? (Score 1) 399

by codeMunky on Friday November 14, 2008 @08:01PM (#25767009) Attached to: Reducing the Risk of Human Extinction

Thankfully this is perfectly in line with my new investment strategy - Hookers, Blow, Jack Daniels and the Craps Table.

Ah, forget the Craps!

by codeMunky on Friday November 14, 2008 @07:59PM (#25766993) Attached to: Reducing the Risk of Human Extinction

We could all die!!! But we probably won't. At least not right away.

What do you mean *could*? Are vampires real? Last time I checked every human life had an expiry date.

by codeMunky on Friday November 14, 2008 @07:47PM (#25766915) Attached to: Reducing the Risk of Human Extinction

I used to be your average Joe Sixpack. After 8 years of Bush, I'm now your average Joe 40-oz.

I used to be your average Joe Sixpack. After 8 years of Bush, I'm now your average Joe Gaylord.

There fixed that for you! I mean I like p***y, but 8 years straight? Without a breather? That'd be enough to make anyone switch hit!

Full disclosure: I am not an american (Thank God/Buddha/Allah/Xenu/Cthulu/Spaghetti Monster/whoever).