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Comment Re:Seriously? (Score 1) 424

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Comment Re:Another (Score 0) 394

1, I decided to buy a car that the world with great snow, think of the bad weather, vendors must have thought that there will be no customers to come in, I am full of confidence ready to bargain vigorously. As I expected, when I entered the hall, I was the only customer. Vendor is an opening, I am ready to bargain fiercely hope that they immediately made void. He says proudly: "Young man, you definitely want to have the new car would like a very, very bad weather came out to buy a Bolsas Gucci." 2, the director of an actor angrily shout, "This is simply nonsense! That scene just before you die how can suddenly burst out laughing then?" The actors: "Relying on Bolsas Gucci to get you for giving me a monthly wage, my early demise relief." 3, a chef in a hotel for many years, has been holding a very low salary. Finally one day, the boss decided to give him a raise. "Why did you give me a raise?" Chef ask the boss. The boss said: "Because so many years you have been a good cook, so I should improve your treatment." Cook for a Bolsas Gucci, said: "So, you have to deceive me for many years."

Comment Humor of the easy life of husband and wife (Score 1) 1

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Comment Love between men and women happy hilarious (Score 1) 1

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