I'd let them increase my taxes if they got rid of the lawyers. But alas, never going to happen as the tax increasers (politicians) are lawyers.

How about we all stop paying taxes to save money and then we all join forces and use the money we saved by not paying taxes to build a fleet space ships. Then we, the non-laywers of earth, who far outnumber the lwyers, force the lawyers into the space ships and send them to a galaxy far far away.