This really tackles the problem IMHO, because it effectively helps filtering content, which is the main problem that we all, no only the OP, suffer. There are so many interesting articles, books, opinions, etc. to read out there, that when you are reading one of them you feel anxious about running out of time to approach the next.

"[...] there's a push to change our products to be fun and safe for children." If it becomes funnier and safer I'll better use the kids version.