WOW! (Score 1)

Degrees in Creationism? That sounds awesome to me. I'm going to fund my own college now and sell degrees in God Doesn't Exist. I'm sure all those crazy maladjusted kids these days will eat that $hit up and I'll be very wealthy soon enough. And after that, I'll get really drunk and make some 'for mass-market' motivational tapes like L. Ron Hubbard and tell all the children my ideas about god and how he's on your shoulder and you have to take him off your shoulder before you go into a building and thats really all you have to do and they'll listen to that too. Eventually they'll be so advanced (having followed my teachings) that they'll find the most likely spot of my birth or death and scrape some sort of primitive DNA which will then be reconstituted and blended with the gammetes of a half Asian albino, half Viking warrior and become my second coming. Of course they wouldn't know that I never existed and it was my half brother Karl (who was a little more than half retarded) that the seed had come from. But hey, whatever makes you happy...