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The crash has diminished these hopes as fears of terrestrial contamination bring doubts to the integrity of the solar samples. Some scientists remain hopeful. One such person who has asked to remain anonymous claims to have had observed the capsule and its contents at the scene of the crash noted, "Our preliminary findings are very exciting. We have observed from the solar sample that the composition of the sun is identical as the West Desert right here in Utah. "Its really amazing". He went on to continue "that dinosaurs once lived on the Sun". Courtesy http://jamitch.merseine.nu/archives/2004/09/08/gen esis-probe-crashed/