PLEASE GOD TELL ME ALREADY!!!
I'd look up the URL for the news post I'm referencing, but your poor beloved archive is already slash-toast.
FYI /. readers, the Blue Spark Challenge was a made up race type mentioned ever so tantalizingly in regards to Mario Kart Double Dash.
BTW: You guys have the kind of satiric talent that would shine in any genre, and in the field of video game criticism its like staring at a goddamn supernova. I barely even play games anymore and I still check your posts daily. Thanks for your work.