Not in idle... Class, guys... class...

Put it in idle, where it belongs, FFS!

She doesn't know what facebook is.

I have one acronym for you: UI

My mom will be able to 'go onto the internet' through this.

She is not stupid, she doesn't like to 'start something up before using it'. You turn something on, it works.

This is meant for people who don't know or care what USB is.

He gets 11...

Look, Janice, Denise, Tiffany Amber Thiiiieeeessen! Lemme go ahead and share a little something special with you that I like to call Perry's Perspective.

One: If someone's standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can't decide what they want in the half an hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them.

Two: I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring back the porn!"

Three and most importantly of all: The only way to be respected as a doctor -- nay, respected as a man -- is to be an island; you are born alone, you damn sure die alone.

Isn't that right, Spike?

I should've thrown a WTF in there, somewhere