Comment Re:Roughly $15k a year to raise a child (Score 1) 323

by chip_s_ahoy on Wednesday August 21, 2024 @04:09AM (#64722824) Attached to: US Birthrate Hits New Low, CDC Data Shows

Until the child wants to play hockey.

Comment Re:Oh please... (Score 1) 185

by chip_s_ahoy on Wednesday September 21, 2011 @04:35AM (#37465438) Attached to: OnStar Terms and Conditions Update Raises Privacy Concerns

Tinfoil. That IS the answer. Hats, antenna blockers, plus all those cooking things.

by chip_s_ahoy on Saturday August 27, 2011 @04:39AM (#37226158) Attached to: GameStop Offers $50 Certificate For Coupon Fiasco

Well, no...I tend to tilt my head to one side like a cocker spaniel encountering a Brussels Sprout that has fallen off the dinner table.

by chip_s_ahoy on Tuesday March 08, 2011 @04:55AM (#35416542) Attached to: UK Schools Consider Searching Pupils' Smartphones

"The teacher deleted the video of him/her sexually assaulting me!" Encroachment.

by chip_s_ahoy on Saturday March 05, 2011 @06:13AM (#35387876) Attached to: Debian Is the Most Important Linux

I think that most of what you write is lies.

by chip_s_ahoy on Friday January 28, 2011 @05:43AM (#35029874) Attached to: Egypt Shuts Off All Internet Access

Ok, it's Ok, Calm, Calm, Calm. Take your medicine.

by chip_s_ahoy on Friday January 28, 2011 @05:33AM (#35029826) Attached to: Egypt Shuts Off All Internet Access

You deserve a 6.

by chip_s_ahoy on Friday January 21, 2011 @05:41AM (#34950028) Attached to: FSF Announces Support For WebM

You left out.. two-liter Pepsi drinking, bag of sandwich packing, fat, ignorent..

by chip_s_ahoy on Thursday January 20, 2011 @04:57AM (#34937340) Attached to: DSL Installation Fail

Can you fix my internet first?

by chip_s_ahoy on Wednesday December 22, 2010 @06:34AM (#34639406) Attached to: Hacking Neighbor Pleads Guilty On Death Threats and Porn

Wait!!!! I'm still stuck on "HornWumpus". Is that a cool name, or something from Harry Potter?

by chip_s_ahoy on Tuesday December 14, 2010 @05:36AM (#34544184) Attached to: EPA Knowingly Allowed Pesticide That Kills Bees

Don't work so hard at this. It's not worth it.

by chip_s_ahoy on Tuesday December 14, 2010 @05:32AM (#34544164) Attached to: EPA Knowingly Allowed Pesticide That Kills Bees

That should be "pharma-chemi-baseball-troleum"

by chip_s_ahoy on Saturday December 11, 2010 @03:14PM (#34524646) Attached to: A Lost Civilization Beneath the Persian Gulf?

not (p or q) = (not P) and (not q)

by chip_s_ahoy on Friday December 10, 2010 @05:32AM (#34512224) Attached to: Porn Site Gave Federal Agents Free Rein

It is, for Hustler and Penthouse pages.

by chip_s_ahoy on Wednesday November 24, 2010 @03:04AM (#34328108) Attached to: TSA Saw My Junk, Missed Razor Blades, Says Adam Savage

Just don't set the evil bit.