Until the child wants to play hockey.

Tinfoil. That IS the answer. Hats, antenna blockers, plus all those cooking things.

Well, no...I tend to tilt my head to one side like a cocker spaniel encountering a Brussels Sprout that has fallen off the dinner table.

"The teacher deleted the video of him/her sexually assaulting me!" Encroachment.

I think that most of what you write is lies.

Ok, it's Ok, Calm, Calm, Calm. Take your medicine.

You deserve a 6.

You left out.. two-liter Pepsi drinking, bag of sandwich packing, fat, ignorent..

Can you fix my internet first?

Wait!!!! I'm still stuck on "HornWumpus". Is that a cool name, or something from Harry Potter?

Don't work so hard at this. It's not worth it.

That should be "pharma-chemi-baseball-troleum"

not (p or q) = (not P) and (not q)

It is, for Hustler and Penthouse pages.

Just don't set the evil bit.