As someone living in one of those states, they just need to be more thoroughly sorted, which you can barely make out of the poorly written and slanted article.

It's called marketing. If they claim to be surprised at how popular it is, that'll just get more people thinking it might be worth trying out.

No, he really doesn't. Most people use Windows and even if he didn't donate to Mexico, the majority would still use Windows. (ignoring the fact that the reasoning in the first place is completely idiotic)

look down on web developers.

that the kid was found and it was because of the alert and yes, they had been kidnapped. no, not everyone is asleep at that time, so he missed that point. plus, normal people turn off the ringer when they're sleeping, otherwise you get what's coming to you.

it was only in an email and not really on his account

everyone would cheer

Except this can't be explained as "better return to stockholders" because it's stupid for one. Stockholders aren't wasting their times in meetings with "and then here are all the links we went after".

It's the same deal as printers and that's why we don't use standard printers to copy classified documents.

Unlike a computer, a typewriter isn't going to get a keylogger installed by clicking on a link that's on a piece of paper. They're also within a security group, so there's some decent security going on with them. They aren't just leaving them out in unlocked buildings all day.

and it's not just a Beastie Boys song anymore

And they won't reinstall linux, they'll install Windows

it's book. not ebooks because none of those will work anymore along with people that buying streaming rights to stuff

Yes, I'm sure they both use the same amount of brainpower

not being able to pay slave wages anymore