Wait... If both statements are true. Bill Gates must be God! It would explain some of the weird things in DNA that don't seem to do anything but it doesn't work when you take them away....
It would also explain the cases where it doesnt work when you leave them in.
Nah, I bet their accounting staff are using Excel, and came across another bug such as this one.
Hmm, not a bad idea, trading HIV for the experience of sex. Not everyday a geek will get such a tempting opportunity.
And it's not even guaranteed you'll get HIV!
It appears you want to take a picture, allow or deny?
You too huh? I have had relatives lining up since thanksgiving: "I really need you to take a look at my computer, if I bring it on christmas, can you fix it up?"
I particularly love the call I received a few days ago: "Son, I am at the neighbours house and they're having problems with their wireless doohicky, can you walk them through it?"
At least I have been able to slowly start switching relatives over to ubuntu. I have an aunt who asks me to wipe windows and install ubuntu whenever she buys a new laptop.
Nothing ever becomes real until it is experienced. - John Keats