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And that Ladies and Gentlemen is exactly why you can't argue with someone who believes in the Bible. They'll always have be able to say things like:

You seem to be doing a lot of "Miracles can't happen because I believe the way I see the world work is the way it always works and has worked"

When their view is a 100% dependent on Miracles that none of us have seen and with the added bonus that we believe in evolution which points to the fact that things were different in the past and will continue to be different in the future.... Double Double thinking makes my head hurt

I'm an application engineer who started off as a validation tech and I can tell you that helping people out and making my resources available have helped me keep my job in uncertain times and be accepted as a peer. There's a tendency among a lot of programmers to keep their "magic sauce" to themselves (and no I dont mean anything dirty by that, I mean those little tools and scripts that you accumulate to make your own job easier). Some guys seem to think that it makes them more valuable, but in my experience sharing your "magic sauce" lets those around you appreciate your skill set and gives you an informal peer review process that can correct/optimize your own tools. In my experience helping people out always pays long term dividends, but can cause short term heart ache. There will always be some jack ass that will try to take credit for your work, but (generally) it'll bit them in the ass in the end and those guys/gals that do appreciate your help will often surprise you with what they have to offer at a later date.

SPOILER ALERT !!!! Plot of Stealth

Flying Knight Rider is good.
Flying Knight Rider turns bad.
Flying Knight Rider turns good again, but dies.

THE END

Yup just plane terrible....

wow. You just brought back some great memories. They were the 1st tapes I ever owned (my Dad had the vinyls). Now Im off to find "war of the worlds" on CD. thanks you made my day.

Wow, you almost caused my head to explode ... I personally consider libertarianism to mean "Taking responsibility for your own actions with a strong belief in personal/economic freedom". I guessing in your "unfair" world, we should all just blame someone else and then have our impartial governments sort it out. Most of the libertarians I've met live in rural communities and are not rich. They/we feel like Governments pass laws primarily for self preservation, whether its to increase reliance on itself or by pandering to lobbyists for financial incentives , the end result is that the public good is often an after thought.