cgenman writes: "What is the fastest booting operating system out there that is still sufficient for editing text? Quite frequently, I'll need to boot my laptop and edit a few lines of text, or jot down an idea or two. XP loads in roughly 4 minutes to usable, and Ubuntu loads in about 60 seconds. Both feel like an eternity if there isn't a pen and paper around. What is the best operating system that people have found which would load to useable in under 20 seconds, can edit text files in something a little more friendly than VI or EMACS, yet can still access fat32 formatted USB drives? GUI's aren't required, but commands which require arcane foreknowledge or a cheat sheet are out."
cgenman writes: Legendarily panned game to film adapter Uwe Boll has said in a FEARnet interview that a million signature petition would sufficiently convince him to retire. The petition is currently only 970,000 signatures short, but has increased by 10k in the last day alone.