Ground loops are but only one type of ground-source heat exchange. In a bedrock or permafrost situation you create well bores, often 50-100m deep. If you are still frozen at that depth you are living on a glacier!

As mentioned in other replies: ground-source heat pumps. This also works well in high snowfall areas where an air heat exchanger could get blocked by snow. As a bonus, you have no A/C like noises outside year round.

There seems to be no front suspension on this, other than the pneumatic tires.

Can't one look at the turbine blades as continuously tacking at an angle to the wind?

I think you are looking at this from only a download speed perspective. Most cable modem (DOCSIS) based ISPs provide a highly asymmetric DL/UL speed ratio where your 250Mbps down could be less than 20Mbps up. Often the upload speed goes up a paltry amount even when you pay for something closer to 1Gbps down with cable. The brief period of time where I had fiber internet service (Sonic), the speeds were a symmetric 1Gbps. That could be 20x to 50x the upload speeds I get with cable. If you are uploading content, doing backups to the cloud or other machines you own, or streaming video those upload speeds start to matter.

Decitrillionaire?

Those "rewards" are also taken from the merchant in the form of even higher discount rates for rewards cards. Basically the merchant gets screwed, always.