St. Louis, not London. so take out git, prat, rubbish, bollocks and substitute *****, ****, bull****, ****

Well I, on the otherhand, welcome our new computer *overlord*

Honestly, I feel like I would get LESS done if I had a smartphone. I am a lowly code monkey (I mean "software engineer"), so I don't have any business needs to be addressed immediately such that I would benefit from receiving emails on my phone. Plus, I already have a hard enough time not trolling the internet at work... imagine if I didn't have to avoid facebook and the like. And if my phone had a StumbleUpon app? Game over. It's just a distraction.