Well, I did it. I posted my fist story to Slashdot (ask slashdot). We'll just have to see what happens.

select * from users where clue > 0;

Okay, I didn't think that one up myself.
I learned everything I ever needed to know from ThinkGeek t-shirts.

Okay, I'll stop complaining now. But expect more later ;) !

Why do teachers have to be so lazy when it comes to technology? It would be so much easier to write a homework application if they weren't so lazy.

But again, UNIX admins have been known to be lazy. But still!

Which brings me to another point. If the students weren't so lazy, they wouldn't be making me write this application write know.

Wow. How annoying it is to have to use a terminal emuator to fix a server appliance when the network cards fail to activate at boot. SO annoying when the LCD stops responding and you have to restart it. And how would you change a forgotten root password?

Argh. Why did I buy a cobalt? It does pretty well for a 400 mhz AMD prcessor though.

Where is that null modem serial cable when I need it?