I wanted to let everyone know I received a patent in 1995 that states that I invented the idea of displaying text in a browser in paragraph format. Anyone who profited from my invention owes me money.

You're about five years to late. In the early 2000's you could get an A+ Certification and be on your merry way. Unfortunately, most companies share the saying that "People who can't do, do certifications." I still hang up my Comptia certs in my office so I can reflect on all those good memories.