Maybe I'm thinking too hard about it, maybe not, but I never say my passwords out loud to my wife. I just never talk 'em out loud to anyone, really. No kidding serious about this next part - whenever I type my password in, virtually anywhere, I say a different one in my head. I do. I don't think any one is listening inside my head, but even my lists of passwords are written to trigger what it is, and not the real one. Well, then I started using 1password and now have no idea what my passwords are...but that just means I don't have to block mind from saying them as I type! Always wanted to tell someone that - once I realized most people don't think another one while typing the current one...I guess I'm not certain, but based on how they say them out loud, they must silently....

You had me at "USB missile launchers"...