What do you call a person who only speaks one language? An American.

What do you call a person who pretends to speak two languages? Insightful and Informative. Thank you very much.

Dear Kiryat,

Sorry about your karma. Maybe you should post your pedantic pablum anonymously.

Sincerely,
Your Owner

Michael Sims posted an article today. He hadn't done so in more than two weeks, leading to speculation that Michael Sims had been fired from his post as Slashdot "editor."

Sadly, this means that I have upgraded my Slashdot boycott status from SF3 to SF2. Michael Sims' injustices will be remembered.

As you know, I'm a troll impostor of Seth Finkelstein. I post long-winded diatribes to mock the fixation of Mr. Finkelstein with Slashdot and its editor Michael Sims, with whom Finkelstein has fought a long-running battle.

Wow. A really biased, unscientific comparison between Google and Overture gets moderated way the hell up without question. The Slashdot groupthink is hard at work debunking every other search engine, even though "Overture search" is merely a test of Overture's sponsored listing features.

I'd just like to thank Slashdot's own missing000 for helping me out with my fascinating cybersecurity research.

Here is a comment from missing000.

From: ayoung@email.com
To: sethf@sethf.com
Subject: Stopping censorware

Hi, seth.

My karma is going up. I am the ownage. Man.

The legendary ekrout was onto something. If you just search for the article topic on AltaVista, then you can easily find a few good links to put into a post. Boom. ! Instant-o karmo.