Everywhere they want to go uses electric trains. What's the problem?

This is both funny and very plausible. I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if this was how it really happened.

But where are you going to get Novell software to handle the video streams?

I worked in this field for a bit. Our customers had to upload their private cert so that we could sit in between the client machine and our customer's server in order to scrub and sanitize the traffic. It was necessary for us to be able to inspect the requests that came in for malicious traffic.

Migration is part of the problem. The other part is the construction of skyboxes which really only exist as investment properties and are otherwise not a good option for actual living.

with natural gas is the problem.

Florida Man standing behind Marge: "What?"
Marge: "Sorry, force of habit."

If I'm being forced to watch ads the entire flight, then those tickets should be free.

There's a station here that has those speakers. I went there once. I won't go there again.

I Find that it's a toss up if prime shipping is faster than free shipping. My last order qualified for free shipping and would arrive the same day as prime.

Don't you guys have fillable PDF? That's what we do in Canada. No pen required.

The enshittification of the internet not only continues, but expands in scope.

I would love to see messages all over the internet that say, " is down due to power restrictions."

A couple of seasons of freezing in their homes paying $10/kWh for electricity will help.

You get an extra carbon tax!