Companies that do try to use plant plastic get whined at by the consumers for the most ridiculous reasons. Because it's too noisy? Wow. http://myplasticfreelife.com/2010/10/sunchips-discontinues-compostable-bag-do-we-care/

What's next, free zynga credits to entice couples to have new users... err babies?

You've got mail!

Yeah - it's vaguely got a bluish tint if you look at it in a cup (why I said pretty much clear) not something they could tell by peeking into your gas tank or using a dipstick. The first few times I started sumping a plane before flying, it just looked clear to me.

dyed? 100LL is pretty much clear... I think you're thinking of agri-diesel (or whatever it's called that they use for farm equipment.

Quit flogging your meat - you'll go blind.

Gives new meaning to saying that you have a "stomach bug".

"couldn't resist"? common enough excuse for rape AND now rape jokes - double plus funny...

Your country is the size of three states (of 50) combined. Your move. :)

Is that a PC in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

No, really, when I took driver's ed in high school (in the US), they taught us about "stale" green lights and how if it was green when you approached it (you didn't see it go green from red) that it's more likely to change to yellow on you. But don't mind me - if name-calling is how you get your jollies, then by all means, proceed.

My handbag isn't pink, but the 40 cal full of hollow points in it would stop a gorilla... And that umbrella might be an umbrella sword or a laser or something else equally silly. It is a video game after all...

That sounds a lot like piratebay to me :P

Hopefully they didn't make you open the empty clear bottle thereby releasing the virus contained inside like in 12 Monkeys.

I believe you can carry torch style lighters in checked baggage but only in an approved container. I had to get such a case for my zippo as well.