I'm thankful the U.S. won't be the only country raising a generation of pu55ies.

Hasbro denies it built backdoor into Mr. Potato Head.

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. I feel an Iron Maiden riff coming on.

Stanley Kubrick died. So did Isaac Asimov. So did Arthur C Clarke. So did PKD.