btlzu2's Journal: Smoochy-Bear Says:

I love you all! Don't listen to that crabby btlzu2. Let's all sing a song together now.

Todaaaaay is nice.
Tomorrow will be better.
Eat some rice,
and send me a letter.

Smoochy Bear.
Smoochy Bear.
That's my name!

Smoochy Bear.
Smoochy Bear.
I am NOT fucking lame!

Bye kids!!!

OK OK... lets hear the story

[FortKnox]

I totally missed when SW started calling you smoochy-bear. Whats the story behind it?

Re:OK OK... lets hear the story

[Some Woman]

Linky [slashdot.org]. Wow. I had no idea that this had been going on since the beginning of May. My, how time flies when you're calling people cutsie sissy* names!

[*] And I mean that in a good way, Smooches. :^)

This is the story / of a lovely lady / who was...

[Ethelred Unraed]

chatting up three very lovely boys.*

I happen to have it on good authority that SW really stands for Snoogily-Woogums anyway.

All this "Some Woman" bit is just a dodge.

Or, if you prefer, chrysler.

Cheers,

Ethelred

* - That's the way we all became the Maybe Bunch. The Maybe Bunch.

Re:OK OK... lets hear the story

[btlzu2]

Hell man, everyone calls me da Smoochy-Bear!!!!! Shouldn't you????? ;) (SW provided linkage)

Can I be on tambourine?!

[Some Woman]

I think I like this Smoochy Bear feller. He's more fun than that grumpy other guy.

Re:Can I be on tambourine?!

[btlzu2]

Smoochy Bear is btlzu2 hopped up on TWO FUCKING MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS!!!! YAH!!!!! WOOOOO!

Hoooooo HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

;)

I want you to kick in a bad ass drum beat instead!!!!

Re:Can I be on tambourine?!

[Some Woman]

Just so you know, the percussion toys are part of the deal. You want a bad ass drum beat? You're gonna have to accept the addition of the tambourine, maracas, claves, and anything else that I can hit with other stuff.

Re:Can I be on tambourine?!

[btlzu2]

It's ok as long as I can drop a thundering bassline on top of that beat. :)

Ms. Tambourine Man

[Ethelred Unraed]

Hey, Ms. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy and there ain't no place I'm going to. Hey, Ms. Tambourine Man play a song for me. In the jingle-jangle morning I'll come following you.

Take me for a trip upon your magic swirling ship. All my senses have been stripped, and my hands can't feel to grip, and my toes too numb to set. Waiting only for my boot heels to be wandering. I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade until my own parade. Cast your dancing spell my way. I promise to go und

Mr. Ass Marine

[btlzu2]

Hey Mr. Ass Marine man, stay away from me.
I'm not gay and there ain't no hole on me for you to go to.

Re:Can I be on tambourine?!

[Smoochy Bear]

Why, thank you. That's kind of you.

... Cat got your tongue? (something important seem

[loucura!]

I know we've only newly befriended each other, but I'm doing this for your own good. It'll hurt you mo^W^Wme more than it will hurt you, trust me. *wanders off in search of kerosene and rock-salt*
*kerosene to clean you... in cleansing, cleansing fire*
*rock-salt to clean me... for my EYES! The goggles! They do nothing!*