You must be single, or have a very understanding partner who lets you bring a cell phone while making love or cuddling.
You must be single too, because if a woman ever caught you looking at your WATCH while love-making/cuddling, you probably would have been a chalk outline at a crime scene by now.
You must be new here. It would have been 15 minutes and 300+ comments before any of us even went and read the article.
I like you, sir. Thanks for the laugh this morning. You're 100% right, and half of those comments would have read "RTFA"