Comment This is just begging for an Urban Dictionary entry (Score 1) 114
Nanoglue - The translucent, cement-like substance, binding only the most important corners of one's magazine collection. Recent studies suggest a negative correlation between the quantity of this substance to the relative proximity tissue paper caches. However critics of this axiom find other factors common to this phenomenon such as the social constructs where electronic devices are not given any or unequal access to a roommate's "interweb connection". Causes of this temporary condition may include: untimely or irresponsible rent payment, excessive flatulence while adjacent to potential mating partners while one's roommate is present, or inebriated enunciation of the phrase "not enough mana" by amateur caster class guild-mates at high volume over Vent in until 4:45am! (see ytmnd).
