Maybe Linux DOES infringe (Score 1)

Maybe somewhere buried in the linux kernel is the code to generate the Blue Screen Of Death, and Microsoft finally found it. Why would it take so long to discover you ask? Simple, because the code's never been invoked on linux :-P.

Maybe they pulled people off of web development to search the linux kernel for their code, because I noticed the other day that Microsoft's WHOIS record is really messed up (http://www.whois.net/whois_new.cgi?d=microsoft&tl d=com)