Comment My favorite 2... (Score 2, Funny) 1931
1) Keep your laws off my body
2) Put the fun back in funeral
Here is a poem I just wrote about this situation. Perhaps I'll turn it into a song...
OIL and VINEGAR
A 12 year old is a criminal
In our world today
Glad to know millionaires
Will get their pay
Stop doing pushups
On the youth gone wild
For they are our future
Our destiny, our style
Our era is spiraling into
A depressing and cosmic end
Glad to know
Oil and vinegar still don't blend
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