Comment Re:Spoiler Free Version . . . (Score 1) 621
A summary of what Kevin Smith had to say
"Revenge of the Sith" is, quite simply, fucking awesome. This is the "Star Wars" prequel the haters have been bitching for since "Menace" came out, and if they don't cop to that when they finally see it, they're lying. As dark as "Empire" was, this movie goes a thousand times darker. It's the best work of art ever put out by mortal men, and you'll be blown away by every single second of this masterpiece. From the excellent dialogue between Anakin Amadala to Hayden Christensen's superb acting to Jar Jar's antics which always entertain, you'll swear you saw heaven open up when you see this movie. It's 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better than "Empire" ever was I swear and really reminded me of what genius Lucas has when he put together episodes 1 and 2. After watching this glory of cinema that will never be matched by humanity in a million years, I turned to George Lucas, dropped to my knees, undid his pants, wrapped my mouth around his throbbing unit, and sucked and licked it like I was in the blow job Olympics and going for the gold. In the thirty five minutes it took me to get him hard, I was in almost as much ecstasy as when I last saw "Attack of the Clones." And when he finally shot his sticky load into the back of my throat, I tell you I have never tasted anything so sweet.
"Revenge of the Sith" is, quite simply, fucking awesome. This is the "Star Wars" prequel the haters have been bitching for since "Menace" came out, and if they don't cop to that when they finally see it, they're lying. As dark as "Empire" was, this movie goes a thousand times darker. It's the best work of art ever put out by mortal men, and you'll be blown away by every single second of this masterpiece. From the excellent dialogue between Anakin Amadala to Hayden Christensen's superb acting to Jar Jar's antics which always entertain, you'll swear you saw heaven open up when you see this movie. It's 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better than "Empire" ever was I swear and really reminded me of what genius Lucas has when he put together episodes 1 and 2. After watching this glory of cinema that will never be matched by humanity in a million years, I turned to George Lucas, dropped to my knees, undid his pants, wrapped my mouth around his throbbing unit, and sucked and licked it like I was in the blow job Olympics and going for the gold. In the thirty five minutes it took me to get him hard, I was in almost as much ecstasy as when I last saw "Attack of the Clones." And when he finally shot his sticky load into the back of my throat, I tell you I have never tasted anything so sweet.
