Programming is a terrible profession, you don't want to do it, so don't even try! (And leave the abundance of job openings to me, so my salary sky rockets)

Amen! For stats to back this up: http://stvrly.wordpress.com/2009/12/29/what-are-the-odds

Almost three years old, but still very applicable: http://steve-olson.com/when-did-america-become-a-nation-of-frightened-wimps/

Retired mining analyst Stephen McIntyre isn't a warming denier. He's merely a stickler http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/article/737357--portrait-of-a-local-climate-skeptic

"We can also see this tendency when people use the phone, most will naturally hold it to their right ear."
...me too!