but won't it be just a surface hole?

Ah, velcro! Brilliant idea.

In your small town with one coffee shop, what are the odds that the place has wifi, free or otherwise? Being a bit dim on this wifi usage subject, is there a charge that must be paid by the shop after installing wifi? And if the charge is based on usage, how is the usage calculated? If kindles are high-end users of this signal, then is that the reason to ban them? Need to know.

Nah. They are rich because they can buy online and don't pay any taxes. The poor don't have a computer or a credit card and sometimes no phone service. So they don't get to buy without paying taxes.

Well, TekJannsen, we have been waiting for your comment here. We knew you couldn't possibly pass by without saying something. We will, of course, need to see your email and password before we can set up a confession for all your sins. And a little check for, say, $5K to get things rolling 'upstairs', if you get my drift. Yours in Christ, Papal Minister Bobz Please fill in below and return NAME: ADDRESS: PHONE: EMAIL: PASSWORD: SUISSE BANK ID:

Shouldn't you be in your school instead of chatting away on the internet, my child?

money to the pooryou would not afford an I Phone; however, you would be able to afford an iPhone, a completely different product.

In priest's defense: 1) Didn't he [priest] say that being ugly wasn't a sin to confess to? 2) You were lucky to have a blind priest.

and thus the beginning of thousands of centuries of "she did it too" and "she did it first" responses

who needs an 84 yo tweet? Didn't it used to be called twerp?

sorry for that...

how many ads are displayed?

Are you sure you aren't writing about politics? Sounds like Washington to me.

carefully (but artistically) wrap it, as foil, around 1000 modern ballet dancers (2# per) and add Copeland's Rites of Spring Ballet music. Then attach a power ranger type plug to the last dancer in line and tell the rest of the dancers to hold hands to complete the circuit.

Wagner already wrote the complete story of the Valkyries in the 1800s. It's called the Ring Cycle. Sadly for you it's an o p e r a.