get a couple of these http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16881180042
panasonic makes a bunch of them, they all do motion capture and smtp email. setup a gmail account, set the camera to email motion captured pics to the email address.
only bad thing is the smtp server portion doesn't support gmail smtp protocol, so will have to have a smtp server through your isp
I have set a bunch of these up for several friends/family, they just work...

4 of these
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822145276 (or whatever your fav is)

1 of these that supports 4 drives
http://computers.shop.ebay.com/Servers-/11211/i.html?_nkw=1u+server&_catref=1&_fln=1&_trksid=p3286.c0.m282

and then install this
http://freenas.org/freenas

$800 4 TB server (raid 10)

I concur.. http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/attire

anyone over there using attyre?

might as well say p2p is fair use, the riaa/miaa think that someone bringing over a dvd/cd to watch with you is stealing...right?