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Comment Re:How to make a TV programme (dummies edition)... (Score 1) 298

No script? Well, jeez, that's the end of the world. How will they ever make anything? But wait, here's some news just in: apparently, there are these things called scriptwriters. ... No cast? OMG, another disaster! How will they cope? Huh, what's that? There's an original cast member involved already? And there are these guys and gals out there - we'll call them actors - constantly looking for new work? And even people - let's call them casting agents - who'll pick the right actors for your production! Genius! So we'll take a cult series, have some shmucks put pen to paper, get some stiffs with low salary requirements to sleepwalk through at least 2 seasons, and make millions off the merchandising rights. Genius! I recommend 'Blake's 7: Voyager" as the working title. I also recommend at least two sets of DD cups on the bridge crew to keep convention attendence up.

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