I can attest to the heat issues, I had an HP laptop die because the GPU un-soldered itself from the motherboard slowly over time. I'm too lazy to crack open the case and try to heatgun it back into life.
Rogers charges $12.95 / mo for the "NextBox" rental. Also, having just spoken to a rep to change my account, switching to the "starter" plan also removes any promotional codes from your account, which will generally cause your package price to skyrocket.
Yep, based on the headline my first thought was "... how did a burning man get into space in the first place, and what possible benefit could this satellite reap by imprisoning him?". Then my brain turned back on. Still, silly headline.