Sell half of them, and buy a truckload of coke and doritos, install Counterstrike, Day of Defeat, Urban Terror and Call of Duty on the others. Buy a catheter and lock the door...

1. Because Windows has become the baseline 2. Because Macs are expensive 3. Because Windows desktop program presentation "seems" more coherent, smooth, tight (fonts, etc) even after much customization, which most people will never do. 4. Because Windows comes loaded on most Desktops 5. Because most people don't care about design origins, security advantages, etc. When was the last time Grandma's machine was hacked? 6. Because most people have been socialized to the ways of windows, and culture doesn't change overnight. shall I go on?

cool. The very first thing I would do is program her to GET OFF MY BACK. Then I would program her to think orgasms are food, and to live in a permanent state of hunger. And lastly, she would always address me as "Maaaaaassssttteeerrrrrrr Oooooo"