That would be... um... oh yeah, an iPod.
This is too good to pass up. Remember when Bill Clinton used to go around saying that he was so in touch with the needs of the black community that he was "the first black president?' Well, Kerry proved that he was no Bill Clinton when he stuck his foot in his mouth and broke it off last week. Here's what happened.
A large contributor to the GOP from New Mexico was just granted restricted use for drilling rights in Otero Mesa, New Mexico.
The questions were normal, "How many DVDs have you bought within the last 3 months?", "Will you purchase new release DVDs within the next 3 months?" and so forth.
These quotes are from the random thoughts section of Neil Boortz. I just love this guy. Even though he is a Libertarian, he hits the head of the ball everytime.
"For those of you who think that Islamic Terrorism is the greatest threat to our country
The moron of the day goes to the protestors trying to sue the Army for use of "noise tactics" and "psychological operation" during the annual protest of the School of the Americas.
Just what are these "psychological operations"? The Army played a tape of "God Bless America" and the "Army Song"
The protestors blame the school for human rights violations in Latin America (although the school moved from Panama 14 years ago).
Guess who is now trying to weasel himself into the Jackson case? Yeah, that pathetic has-been washed-up race warlord Jesse Jackson is speaking out. He's talking about an "invasion" of Michael Jackson's home, and claiming that the home was "ransacked." He called the police operation a "seize and destroy" operation. He even found a way to compare Michael Jackson's situation with that of Rush Limbaugh!
Karl's version of Parkinson's Law: Work expands to exceed the time alloted it.