Go back to geeking, 'cause you're wrong for this (Score 1)

I've been doing a relatively interesting job until now, but they've pushed me into management recently. Although the new position is pretty boring (I manage normals)...

I naturally started to use Borgish management methods

Are you just being condescending and insulting about the people you manage because you're insecure, or are you really this clueless? Why in God's name did they "push" you into management with an attitude like this? Wasn't there anyone else at all that could take the job?

I think you should get out now, and find a job you like, and that you want to do. This one is obviously a horror story for both you and your hapless employees.

I'm sorry if I'm repeating sentiments expressed earlier, but this is pretty much a parody of "bad geek manager" talk.