This is a joke right? (Score 1)

Maybe if we're lucky this guy will step out into a busy street due to a lack of warning signs that read something like. "Cars can kill." oh wait that's common sense and this article just proves that this retard is lacking any form of it. Even worse our(the US)judicial system will probably award him something assuming that apple just does not settle out of court. I need to find a really retarded way to make a quick buck.. I know Xbox 360's caused me to lose my legs. After sitting on my couch for 2 weeks straight the blood clots got me. Who wants to sue microsoft with me?