bethanie's Journal: Old Sigs Home

Since I've run out of room in my Bio, I'm gonna start listing my retired sigs here. 'Cause I'm just a packrat like that.

Retired sigs:

You want fries with that?
(22 May 2003 - 2 Sept 2005)

I am working on overcoming my aversion to change.
(2 Sept 2005 - 8 Sept 2005)

I make milk. What's *your* superpower?
(8 Sept 2005 - 23 Sept 2005)

Thanks. You know what you did.
(23 Sept 2005 - 13 October 2005)

We *all* have issues. Some people have a subscription.
(13 October 2005 - 22 October 2005)

Think about something. Now think about it in Spanish. It's sexier, isn't it?
[Props to ellem]
(22 October 2005 - 6 November 2005)

Honey? Something tastes like pennies...
(6 November 2005 - 20 November 2005)

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
(20 November 2005 - 25 November 2005)

"I just love eating my Granny's snatches."
(25 November 2005 - 30 November 2005)

I'm a puppet. The universe sticks its hand up my butt, and if I don't dance people get hurt. - ellem
(30 November 2005 - 5 December 2005)

Does your mother know that you're out?
(5 December 2005 - 24 December 2005)

I tripped Tiny Tim.
(24 December 2005 - 27 December 2005)

Skanks fer nuthin', Lamerella!
(Which, to my shock and disappointment, NO ONE nailed as a Bartism. Damn you all!!)
(27 December 2005 - 8 January 2006)

Politics makes me SOOOO horny. Check out my webcam pic at presidentialsluts.com!
(8 January 2006 - 18 February 2006)

Women give themselves to God when the Devil wants nothing more to do with them. -- Arnould
(18 February 2006 - 2 March 2006)

Church of women is made out of milk which their love turns to butter
(2 March 2006 - 21 March 2006)

Top to bottom, left to right, this readin' stuff is outta sight! -- Easy Reader
(21 March 2006 - 16 May 2006)

Shit is broken, and it needs to be fixed.
(16 May 2006 - 7 June 2006)

Here, hold my baby while I steal your husband.
(7 June 2006 - 4 July 2006)

Armageddon me some ass! - K. Smith
(4 July 2006 - 6 July 2006)
(Sorry, Kev -- Paris is just TOO temptalicious to resist.)

If you show me real love baby, I'll show you mine
(6 July 2006 - 13 July 2006)

"Eager" is my middle name.
(13 July 2006 - 15 July 2006)

Would you like a blowjob with that?
(15 July 2006 - ? August 2006)

Oh, nevermind.
(? August 2006 - 1 September 2006)

Dear Smoove,
Come to my apartment and take me now. Doggy Style.
Signed,
Your One True Girl.
(1 September 2006 - 17 February 2007)

Awesome.

[bellus quies]

That milk one is sooooo cool. Now I can add another one to the superpower list.

Though I would probably trade lactose secretions for the ability to pee standing up. Having to squat or sit is quite an annoyance when camping.

Re:Awesome.

[Oculus Habent]

took a bit of digging, but a memory for trivialities at least makes good smalltalk.

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html [archive.org]">Pee Standing

Re:Awesome.

[bellus quies]

Ya, but practice is a bitch to clean up (unless it's in the shower). But who wants to spend time in the shower practicing how to avoid peeing on oneself? Me, if I have my hands down there it's not going to be for urination's sake.

Re:Awesome.

[bethanie]

Amen, sister!! :-)

But seriously, being practical about it -- you might be able to pee standing up, but EVERYONE's got to squat to shit.

I'd just as soon keep the milk and all the good it does for me and my babies. Squatting's good exercise, anyway. Tones those glutes & quads. :-)

....Bethanie....

Re:Awesome.

[tomhudson]

"Peeing standing up" - They sell a funnel (check out the mountain-climbing gear) made out of foldable waxed cardboard so you can pee standing up in the bush, or while kneeling at the entrance to your tent, etc.

"Everyone has to squat to take a dump" - go into old-age homes and see how many of them either have diapers or a colostomy. they can take a dump standing, sitting, sleeping ... agggh!!!

Strange thing is every time my Newf squats (to take a dump, to scratch, etc) he gets a hard-on. Guess he really e

Re:Awesome.

[danny fantom]

dead link, next time try google before the internet archive.. http://myvag.net/pee/standing/ [myvag.net]

Re:Awesome.

[Oculus Habent]

Damn. Slashdot messed up the link. It doesn't like the scond http, I guess. http://web.archive.org/web/20040712002701/http://w ww.restrooms.org/standing.html [archive.org]

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Re:My superpower

[loucura!]

Dude, if it comes out in seven colours like the prismatic spray you need to get to a doctor - fast.