Any Smithsonian Museum, Washington, DC (Score 2, Informative)

Scenario 1: My wife carries small black purse (maxes out at Ipod + cellphone + small digital camera) through the door. Guard insists on "inspecting" it by poking inside with a wooden drumstick.

Scenario 2: My wife puts camera in one coat pocket, Ipod in second, cell in third along with the collapsed purse, and walks right through security.

Makes. Me. Crazy.