68 (you do me and I'll owe you one) works just as well as 69. h/t to George Carlin, of course

I'll say. If you turn down a plea bargain because you're innocent, you can still spend 3 years on Rikers before they bother to drop charges.

They also don't sue people who dare leave the fold.

No, generally they stone the people to death or decapitate them.