caffinated cheese (Score 1)

Now, with this discovery, I'll be able to make my fortune. I'll simply implant the gean into cattle and hey-presto I can start to make caffinated cheese - just think, all those geeks out there staying awake after luch. (It would certainly help avoid that post lunchtime slump.) But that's not the real masterstroke. In 5 years time I'll rip off all the health freaks selling then decaf cheese at vastly inflated prices. hahahahahahaha