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KAKAKA ME ME AKAKA MEMEM MEENPMEENP ..... ....KAKA
meenp meme me kaka ka ak kakakakak
meenp
kakamemememem ka meneenp
kekameenp me
I wrestled with a peanut! My friend who is a girl gave me a peanut for my birthday. She said this about it, "Peanuts are special because they signify the protection of a sacred yummy". I didn't understand what that meant at the time, but now I do. Yummy does not mean taste delicious! Yummies are dependents! So it's my birthday, and I'm hosting a party of 11 people. All the gifts are very similar! I knew they conspired against me. They've always hated me because I can spot light sprinkles in the dark! One time my friend named Tom, who is gay, invited me over to his house to watch a movie. He turned all the lights out before he turned on the television!
He silently walked towards me, as I was seated on the couch. But I saw his hand down his pants. He was going to unload a wad right then, and maybe shake my hand! But I said to him, "Sprinkle, sprinkle, little star, I see the light provided by this wanking gaydar!". He was embarrased and he cried. I consoled, so I had to touch him anyways. I said no skin-to-skin though! There was more that my powers enabled me to do. Another time in the dark early morning, there was me and a small squirrel on my back lawn! He chirped-chriped, and said he was a birdy. I did not believe him. I'm not gullible! I used to be. Chalk it up to light sprinkles!
At the party, when my friend who is a girl, handed me the peanut, she yelled out. "I hearby declare, this peanut shall hand you an ass whoopin'!" The others laughed excitedly. I was scared, and replied, "I just want to clarify. I've never cracked a peanut open in my life, so this is all new to me." They sensed my fear, and laughed at that too! I did not know that there were official rules. There were! The dominant arm of the human is tied behind the back. And the other arm's hand is wrapped in duct tape. Nothing but the fist smash is allowed! They brought outside the kitchen table, with a layer of grease spread on it.
Before the match started, I had an important thought! I complained to them, "how can this be considered wrestling? smashing is not wrestling!". They booed me for being a spoilsport it seemed. I will kill them, I thought! It came to me like a lightening bolt. I am a yummy! The light sprinkle protects me. And the peanut is my friend! I wiggled my arm free from the rope holding it against my back. I sprinted as fast as I could go, and jumped into a head first slide onto the table! I grabbed the peanut and squeezed. The shell shattered and the nut flew out at substantial mach^n! It headed towards the sun, and caused an eclipse. Light sprinkle power! I chopped a piece of wood off the table. While they were blinded, I attacked with repeated blows to their skulls!
Victory was mine, and my friend the peanut made it back safely! I asked him about his time in space, and he had this to say:
KAKAKA ME ME AKAKA MEMEM MEENPMEENP ..... ....KAKA
meenp meme me kaka ka ak kakakakak
meenp
kakamemememem ka meneenp
kekameenp me
A cult classic was born!
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meenp meme me kaka ka ak kakakakak
meenp
kakamemememem ka meneenp
kekameenp me
I wrestled with a peanut! My friend who is a girl gave me a peanut for my birthday. She said this about it, "Peanuts are special because they signify the protection of a sacred yummy". I didn't understand what that meant at the time, but now I do. Yummy does not mean taste delicious! Yummies are dependents! So it's my birthday, and I'm hosting a party of 11 people. All the gifts are very similar! I knew they conspired against me. They've always hated me because I can spot light sprinkles in the dark! One time my friend named Tom, who is gay, invited me over to his house to watch a movie. He turned all the lights out before he turned on the television!
He silently walked towards me, as I was seated on the couch. But I saw his hand down his pants. He was going to unload a wad right then, and maybe shake my hand! But I said to him, "Sprinkle, sprinkle, little star, I see the light provided by this wanking gaydar!". He was embarrased and he cried. I consoled, so I had to touch him anyways. I said no skin-to-skin though! There was more that my powers enabled me to do. Another time in the dark early morning, there was me and a small squirrel on my back lawn! He chirped-chriped, and said he was a birdy. I did not believe him. I'm not gullible! I used to be. Chalk it up to light sprinkles!
At the party, when my friend who is a girl, handed me the peanut, she yelled out. "I hearby declare, this peanut shall hand you an ass whoopin'!" The others laughed excitedly. I was scared, and replied, "I just want to clarify. I've never cracked a peanut open in my life, so this is all new to me." They sensed my fear, and laughed at that too! I did not know that there were official rules. There were! The dominant arm of the human is tied behind the back. And the other arm's hand is wrapped in duct tape. Nothing but the fist smash is allowed! They brought outside the kitchen table, with a layer of grease spread on it.
Before the match started, I had an important thought! I complained to them, "how can this be considered wrestling? smashing is not wrestling!". They booed me for being a spoilsport it seemed. I will kill them, I thought! It came to me like a lightening bolt. I am a yummy! The light sprinkle protects me. And the peanut is my friend! I wiggled my arm free from the rope holding it against my back. I sprinted as fast as I could go, and jumped into a head first slide onto the table! I grabbed the peanut and squeezed. The shell shattered and the nut flew out at substantial mach^n! It headed towards the sun, and caused an eclipse. Light sprinkle power! I chopped a piece of wood off the table. While they were blinded, I attacked with repeated blows to their skulls!
Victory was mine, and my friend the peanut made it back safely! I asked him about his time in space, and he had this to say:
KAKAKA ME ME AKAKA MEMEM MEENPMEENP
meenp meme me kaka ka ak kakakakak
meenp
kakamemememem ka meneenp
kekameenp me
A cult classic was born!
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