When others are greedy, be fearful. When others are fearful, be greedy. He only gives a fuck about himself and his shareholders. Fuck him and them in the ass.

lol

I played my first IF game in 1982; A relatively unknown game called 'Zork'. I spent a LOT of my pre-teen/teen years playing IF because that was what we had. I am so glad to see that IF is still a thing, even if it's a niche thing.

Long live IF.

Maybe adding a random bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's will fix it. What an unaware fucking douche nozzle this guy is.

The fucking guy who managed to bankrupt a casino. Yea, I'm shocked.

If you were banned from Facebook, they're doing you the biggest favor you've ever gotten. Leave and don't look back.

... then why the fuck did you hire them?

If you're being monitored, leave. Market is red hot for people with skills. Fuck employers who don't trust their employees.

Spaces you fucking heathens.

Christ.

Get. The. Fuck. Off. Facebook.

This is gross. I love Rancher, but they deserve better than this.

Then why the fuck did you hire them?

I'm a knowledge worker with a very in-demand skill, but my productivity doesn't follow a 9-5 work day. If you think for a second that I'm going to adhere to your spyware's idea of what I should be doing, you're on crack. I'll leave in a heartbeat and come back as a consultant at 3x what I'm making now.

Bottom line: if you don't trust the people that work for you, maybe you're the fucking problem.

Larry is shitting his pants because he's about to lose the JEDI contract to AWS and he knows it.

The world will go on. We won't.

I'm ok with that. Evolution will come up with a new species at the top of the food chain and the process will repeat.

We're too fucking stupid to survive. My recommendation to the next species: don't try to protect the stupid fucking members of your species. Let them die. Don't put safety caps on anything. Don't safety label anything. Don't tell people not to eat Tide Pods. Fuck em. This is how natural selection is supposed to work.

Anybody else remember Apple's product lines in the early 90s? What a fucking disaster. What did Jobs do when he came back? Slashed and simplified them. Made it easy to figure out which product you needed.

You can see that happening again now that Jobs is gone. Each product has more and more variations with stupid model numbers.

Enjoy the gravy train while it lasts. I'm writing this on the last MacBook I will ever own (mid 2014 pro) and still have an iPhone 6s I will use until it dies. After that, I'm moving away from Apple products.

Nope. Just thought and planned ahead. You do know that kids and families are preventable, right?