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Comment Re:My experience (Score 1) 1127

One interview, at the behest of a crazy Scientologist, I had to hack into the âoeDepartment of Defense D-Base 128 bit encryptionâ in 60 seconds after drinking a shot of tequila and shot gunning another from the mouth of a beautiful blond model named Helga whilst Helga gave me a blowjob and a silenced pistol was shoved against my temple. That was a crazy day.

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