I just googled ol' Frosty for his phone number... (Score 1)

I just googled our aptly-named Frosty to discuss a few of his perceptions. After (quickly) finding his home phone number, I called but was disappointed to find out his home phone like was in use by his internet. Dial-up internet. Seven kids. The earth is only 14,000 years old. This doesn't sound like a guy near Seattle -- would anybody care to bet he spent at least a part of his life in or around Arkansas?