Mandatory slashdot joke (Score 1)

The guy goes to the doctor complaining his "manhood" has started turning yellow. The doctor takes a look and agrees testing should be done. Some swabs and samples later the guy is asked to return the next week. At the following appointment the doctor asks the guy what he does for a living. The guy explains he is between jobs at the moment and living in his parents basement. The doctor asks what he does down there. The guy responds he cruises the net for porn and snacks on cheetos... bada-bing! I'm here all weeks folks, be sure and try the snack bar...